12 Relatable and Hilarious Rants of a Working Mom!
I’m a working mom, and I need some humor in my life. You too? Check out these 12 hilarious stories, observations, and rants of a working mom to bring some humor to your day!
1. That’s Coffee and Other Lies I Tell My Children
That’s Coffee…and Other LIES I Tell My Children! Moms give up a lot for their children. Here are a few white lies that I tell my children just to keep a few sacred things to myself. Stop arguments, save your snacks, and save your sanity with these. You’re welcome!
2. Weird Things Kids Say
21 of the weirdest things my kids have said. Kids say weird things. They will make you laugh, sigh, and blush.
3. Weird Things Moms Have to Say
Because their kids are weird, MOMS have to say WEIRD things too. 21 of the strangest things I have had to tell my kids. Who knew I would ever have to use that combination of words! #momhumor
4. 5 Rights You Forfeited upon Becoming a Mother
The contract of motherhood. If you are going to be a mother, you know that you are going to have to give up these things…likely forever. However, I promise the sacrifice is worth it. You will never go to the bathroom alone again!
5. Mom Late: This Is Why I’m Late
Sometimes being on time is out of your control. Despite your best efforts, the baby has a blowout, the toddler hid the shoes, and your babysitter never showed up. It’s not my fault…this is why I’m late. #momlate
6. Law School and Motherhood…What they have in common
I see you, arbitration clause. Moms who have also gone to law school might be more prepared for motherhood than most! Check out how motherhood and law school might be similar!
7. 10 Ways Dads are Sexy, and They Don’t Even Realize
No more romance movies or novels for me. Show me a picture of a dad running a vacuum and holding a baby! Dads are sexy and don’t even realize it! Check out these 10 ways dads are sexy and don’t even realize!
8. Reasons You Definitely Should Not Watch Bluey (Unless You Like Good, Positive Television)
You should definitely not watch Bluey if you don’t want to watch positive, encouraging, uplifting, and hilarious television. Here are the top ten reasons you should not watch Bluey unless you want to love it too!
9. Mom Wins: Lowering the Bar for Parenthood!
You need a mom win! Practical victories for moms. Stop setting the bar so high, and celebrate these small mom wins!
10. What to Do When Stranded on a Deserted Island with Kids…No Really!
Want to know how we ended up stranded on an isolated island with our kids? Check out our hilarious story here for a bit of humor in your day! No really!
11. Hilarious Family Vacation Fails
Vacation is a time for relaxing and enjoying family time…right? Well…check out these hilarious family vacation fails just to prove that even the picture-perfect moments have their downsides! Hilarious mom vacation humor!
12. My Pregnant Apology: The mildly inappropriate things I did at work while pregnant…I’m Sorry!
Sorry for what I did while pregnant. My pregnant apology and confessions to my coworkers!
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